I once met this guy with a beard. A beard like nothing Ed and I have ever seen before. It was jet black( fiercely so), full, light reflected off its healthy sheen that from a particular angle, you'd think the hair was white. We decided to ask what his secret was. “Coconut oil”, He said. Nothing else. He couldn't do anything wrong in my eyes after that beard. Of course, we all took a picture with him( not him, but really with his beard)...