This is a real conversation between my mum and I. It was all in Yoruba which made it sound so much better but it's been translated into English.
Mum: Ed's beard na wa o
Me: I like Ed’s beard
Mum: How do you kiss then?
Mum: Kissing a man with a beard is complicated
Me: errrrrr-errr Not really, mum
Mum: What if the hair gets in your mouth?
Me: *Laughing out loud* It usually doesn’t
Mum: What if there's stew on it?
Mum: It's true. So, the hair doesn't get into your mouth?
Me: Nope, not at all
Mum: I remember one time your dad wanted to keep a beard. It didn't work out o.
Me: The hair doesn't have to get in though. We just work around it.
By now mum realizes I have superior kissing skills, then avoids the thought and proceeds to talk about something else.
What are your thoughts on kissing a bearded guy? Are you more pro-clean shaven or pro-beard gang?