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What If Someone Refuses to "Forever Hold His Peace" at Your Wedding?!

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You know that scene in the 81st minute of a love-triangle themed chic-flick, where the couple,minister and guests are in church and the minister goes "if anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace" and there is silence. The groom is hoping some random baby mama doesn't show up and the bride is whispering "God,please!!" inaudibly?

Suddenly someone's hand shoots up and disrupts the entire wedding

Well, in the movies, it's usually someone saying how much he loves the bride and then they leave the groom-to-almost-be standing at the alter. They run into the sunset and the crazy audience begins to applaud. You'd know that the movies are scripted and NO ONE ever wants a disruption at their wedding!

When the minister said this statement, at our wedding, the room fell quiet, i probably muttered, "God, please!", like 12 times. Then, the videographer recording the event suddenly swings his camera to the audience, hopefully expecting some yummy-sushi-like drama!! He was sorely disappointed, he reluctantly turned the camera back to the altar. LOL.

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